he owns a Mac (that dastardly machine from the record industry nemesis, Steve Jobs).
3. Jerry Del Colliano lives in Scottsdale and he likes Steve Jobs.
4. Therefore, Jerry Del Colliano must be a criminal.
Don't stop there -- the RIAA's got plenty more lawyers to employ:
5. If Jerry Del Colliano is a criminal in Scottsdale, then there must be lots of other criminals with CDs and PCs in other cities, states, countries, the world, the solar system...
6. Oh -- and, if the record labels happened to give Jerry Del Colliano promotional copies of their music to gain free airplay before PCs were invented, did&hellip
